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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look, you're a textbook, I get that you don't wanna say fuck.

But fornicating is right there.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but then they wouldn’t clearly mean fucking

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I prefer to mate, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Unfortunately it's out of date, and fawning and freezing have since been added.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fawning? As in giving birth? Giving adoration? Acting childish?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Sucking up to the oppressor. Stockholm syndrome is an extreme example. It prioritises long term survival over freedom.

Basically, be nice to the bastard aggressive boss, and hopefully he won't fire you for looking at him funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's freezing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

it doesn't matter how many f words they come up with, we're all saying the same one in the moment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You are mixing up the four Fs

Fight Flight Freeze and Fawn as the response to Fear

And functions of hypothalamus that had shit mnemonic put in textbook.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Those are trauma responses, not exactly the same sort of list as basic biological drives. Inter-related, certainly, but not quite the same.

I’m just proud I got through this comment without saying “ackshually”.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ironically, the person experiencing all of the f things are all thinking the same f word regardless

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Flop, funster, fib... It's like some authors need to leave their mark on that list by adding yet another F.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

F**king 😏

Damned censors.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fracking? What the fuck...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time we frack I get this feeling And every time we drill, I swear I can fly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I believe I can fly…
I believe I can touch the sky…

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh look, it's the joke every psych 101 student for the last 50 years has learned. I hope Freshman year went ok for scandalousadventures.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I took psych 101 at my local community college, we didn't learn this. What I did learn was that the majority of my class were either on or abusing prescription meds, based on their knowledge of the effects and side effects that came up during the lectures.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It stands for fornication

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago