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[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh.

The Bible says the exact opposite, saying you shouldn’t be a hard person, but God will turn you into a soft one. Religious people are so stupid sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Unless you're Job. Fuck that guy and his herd animals and wives.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t forget all his dead kids

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh. You people are so whiny. He got new kids, he's fine. You can barely tell the difference.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

God is such a prankster XD

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, all of you, have unity of spirit, sympathy, love for one another, a tender heart, and a humble mind.

Some transitions encourage us to be "meek" as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."

In some translations it's"humble" or "gentle".

[–] m0darn 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I think if you go back to Genesis you'll see that God pretty clearly wanted a naive vegan nudist roommate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t we all?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Shhh I was trying to be nice

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The show Scrubs sort of changed my perspective on this. Religion has its place as a thing for people to grab on to in order to give them the strength to make it to the next day.

The problem comes when religion is used to oppress others.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You think these people read the Bible?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

No need for the qualifier. Religion is dumb.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If Jesus came back, these dipshits would have him crucified way faster than those nerd ass Romans.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

In the U.S. we'd have him deported for being brown and communist/socialist/Marxist or whatever the current trend is to accuse people of.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

He would be called an anti-semite as soon as he criticized the mass murdering of his countrymen in Palestine.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Was Jesus “hard?” Not from what I’ve read. He was a kind, gentle, caring soul who avoided confrontation, never harmed anyone, and preach forgiveness, compassion, and love.

The right wing and their obsession over “manliness” is so pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well there was that one time he started flipping tables and whipping people. But that was against grifters selling shit in the temple, so...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. He lost his temper once but that’s the exception proving the rule.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah, when asking "What would Jesus do?" it's important to remember that extraordinary violence might be one of the answers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

And chased merchants out of the temple while brandishing a whip and kicking down their tables.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Try right click > open in new tab or something

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

....No? That's literally the exact opposite of what the biblical God expects of men.

Jesus says that men should be compassionate, selfless, giving, and loving. That they should help orphans & widows, the sick & injured, people in prison and even..... foreigners.

Christianity has been invaded & commodified for even more horrific purposes. And I could not be more disappointed in anyone who believes this slop. Because the ones who believe this are the ones who never read the Bible and takes everything at face value.

And a pastor or someone successful claiming to be a "Christian" would never lie! Right? .....RIGHT???

They can no longer discern the wolves from their flock, and God will not have mercy on them.

Hallelujah, holy shit.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Where is the passage where God asked men to be hard?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

When God says "cum before me"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Probably Genesis 3:17-19. Our society has turned decadent. We have to go back to toiling in the fields, as God intended!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno. Maybe. Have you seen that jacked up Korean Jesus?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

The virgin Mary isn’t gonna be a virgin forever with that kinda talk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I WANT HIS SAVIOR SEMEN ON MY FACE

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Holy golden shower

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

IF YOU HARD YOU HARD

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

fuck yeah

i wanna fuck your god so hard in the ass his religion becomes a thing of the past.

I wanna go so deep I make Mary blush and weep.

I think you get the point.
like your god who will get the tip. and the shaft. and fingers, ohh about 3 and a half.

wow god fucking jokes write them selves. maybe He is guiding my hand! praise jeebus.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Where in the Bible does God command you to be hard in the way the first tweet is suggesting? I know he commands you to be hard in the other way with the line that says "go forth and multiply."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Check his avatar and that pic. Money says tough guy here couldn't hang with my old ass outside at Lowe's for a single shift. He'd stroke out if I strapped 20lbs. to his back, handed him a rifle and marched him down to the creek with me. LOL, he ain't gonna cowboy nothing.

And what in the AI is that cowboy supposed to be doing? Running, uh, fence? Creating a lasso out of, uh, ropey stuff?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He's unbaling hay to roll it out or let it loose in a feeder ring. Holding twine or net wrap and next to a big pile of hay. Don't think it's AI. Cows usually get pretty interested when someone is doing that. Tend to swarm to get to be the first one with their head in the hay.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

nothing manlier than animal exploitation and a total disregard for climate change.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't mud pretty soft?

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