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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Here's an alternate scenario

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Noice! Art will save us from entropy.

[–] [email protected] 203 points 4 days ago (5 children)

some people aren't there for a conversation, but are just waiting for the right moment to say the thing they want to say to get the brain chemicals they reward themselves with once they say it.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago

High five for you and everybody else here. It's like one of the 12 Rules for Life, assume that the other person knows things that you don't. Remembering that rule tames the racing thoughts and helps me to listen effectively for a few moments. It holds relationships together.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

get the brain chemicals they reward themselves

Damn. They should probably see a doctor about that and not take drugs.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Wonder if that person maybe has some kind of a problem that makes it difficult for them to concentrate and focus their attention when someone is talking to them or something and they just totally missed the detail about the medicine being prescribed. Maybe they need to see a doctor about it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

it looks like nixos in a trash

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Just read the docs...

Ok, I made myself laugh.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Never tell people you take adderall. They'll ask you for adderall to get high.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago (6 children)

(this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Or launch into a tirade about how it's fake and doesn't do anything and be reeeeally fucking insistent on it

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Oh this? It helps me focus on minding my own fucking business."

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

well at least this person suggests a doctor, some will reference a YouTube video where an influencer talks about gut supplements that will completely cure any mental health issues, cancer, diabetes and coronary heart diseases linked to genetic factors

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or paleo diets.

it's da food colorin it is

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 days ago (10 children)

"Have you tried [holistic bullshit]? It worked great for my [barely an acquaintance] who had [unrelated issues]!"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

God that is the absolute worst.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

What part of prescribed adderall do u not understand?

Also, it should be pretty obvious they've got adhd if they're not going batshit coocoo after taking it, they're fucking amphetamines.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I took speed once with a friend and he was completely off the rails, I didn't feel anything. Is that a bad sign?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Could be, yes. People with ADHD respond to stimulants differently to how NTs do, it usually has a more calming/relaxing or focusing effect.

Scientifically, I think (based on all the huberman ep's I've listened to) it's cuz it makes up for our lack of dopamine receptors helping us perform tasks, and our minds act like a NT's, and since an NT's dopamine levels are normal it sends them into overdrive and makes them hella overstimulated.

Dats why when NT's take addy recreationally it makes them go mental, cuz it's basically a controlled version of speed. I don't do blow but I know certain man with ADHD who have and they tell me it knocks them out, like a sleeping pill.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"You know, if you're struggling with hearing comprehension that much, you should probably see a doctor and not talk bs."

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 days ago

"Yes, here's the name of my doctor on the side of the bottle. Feel free to call her and give her your wisdom."

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

See a doctor

Done.

Don't take drugs.

But... the doctor said...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Why are you listening to doctors?

But... you said...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (4 children)

No, see, if you visit a doctor, you're cured.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Prescribed is the key word here. How fucking stupid do you have to be to miss it? Person is probably a royal hater in all things.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

How fucking stupid do you have to be to miss it?

D.A.R.E. and similar anti-drug propaganda of the 80s, plus the more naive naturalist movements of the 70s-00s, really pounded in the idea that any kind of medication is bad for you.

Curiously, however, you don't see people chasing around the CEO of the company for taking heart pills.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago

This is why the correct response to, "May I ask what that is?" is "No."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Tell HR. Fuck 'em. No tolerance for ableism.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (8 children)

HR is the office cop.

NEVER talk to American cops.

My HR and I have a wordless dirty look relationship.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Calm your shit dude. Don't go to HR over something this small.

Just punch his dad in the cock.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

In my experience, fucking HR is worse than the gossip boxes.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (12 children)

I've had someone tell me with a straight face that I'm "basically taking meth".

This is the same kind of person that says "American cheese slices are one molecule away from being plastic!"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like to pour them a glass of peroxide and tell them to drink it. It's basically water. Literally just a molecule away from being water bro. Drink it bro, cmon! It's just a molecule!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It's actually just one atom away!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even if meth was chemically identical to ADHD meds, the argument still wouldn't hold. Anything that lessens people's symptoms without creating even more problems can be a medication.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (14 children)

I mean, you technically sort of are taking meth in a way, but that's because you need it since you react differently to it.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with someone with severe physical trauma being given fentanyl for example.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

“Well, Richard. You mind if I call you Richard? Well, Dick. Sometimes the doctor prescribes this for me.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

"No you may not"

/thread

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

"Maybe you should mind your own fucking business."

I mean.. at least they're not trying to sell you supplements, essential oils, or other shit.

Also why I never tell people I associate with about what I have or what I take. I leave it at "I have a condition" and then change the subject, like I'm a sad Victorian ophan trying to stay positive even as I am consumed by the knowledge that soon the plague will take me. (:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Feels a bit like projection to assume prescription drugs are obtained and taken without a prescription. If my pills are in a properly labeled bottle, I sure as shit didn't buy them off Terry on the corner.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

The worst is trying to explain at how necessary the medication is. Having to explain that I cannot work without it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I really can’t take my medication as it kills my appetite and it’s shit at the best of times. Really don’t know what to do

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