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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The other day I saw a rabbit eating dandelions from my yard it was very cute

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

♪ toss a coin to your witcher ♪

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Best gardening definition I have heard:

if it grows and you didn't want to, it's a weed

if it doesn't grow and you wanted it to, it's a flower

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are the other two called?

  • If it grows and you wanted it to
  • If it doesn't grow and you didn't want it to
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A “success” and “not a problem”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What they said ^

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Dandelions are the only plant that spreads using children wishes

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 days ago

Americans be talking about "non-native" plants on the world wide web

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I challenge the best gardener or botanist to grow weeds.

you think it's easy, but in practice, it's impossible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Cool flowers dude

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

did you try to grow it intentionally?

therefore, it's not a weed. sorry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Like bears but more athletic?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was in my teens before I discovered that "weed" just meant "plant you don't want." There is not really a biological definition of weed. Anything is a weed if you don't want it there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

therefore, it is impossible to grow a weed intentionally.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Anyone whose ever made dandelion wine knows that they WILL fuck you.

[–] wise_pancake 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A friend’s dad made this and we stole some as teens.

He wasn’t mad, he knew we learned a lesson.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason my great uncle used to make fortified tomato wine. I wasn’t around for it, but it seems to have exclusively been drunk by his kids, to their great regret. He could always tell by the uncontrollable retching

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's the deal with dandelion wine? Is it really strong, or just an intense flavor?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Fermenting anything generally results in at most some 15-18%, depending on the yeast you use. I'd say 10-12% is more realistic for homemade wines, but 14-16 isn't out of the question.

So I don't know what the deal is specifically with dandelion wine, but usually 10% alc will fuck up a person (and a teen especially) pretty well if chugged and the brewing process usually leads to there being all sorts of things in it (alcohols sugars, not-too-toxic byproducts) so the hangovers you get from home wines are usually.... interesting, to say the least.

[–] wise_pancake 9 points 2 days ago

We to drank way too much, got way too drunk, and it had an awful hangover

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

What was it like?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee 8 points 3 days ago

But not in a good way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Off-topic but I heard second-hand that smoking camomile hits very hard.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dandelions are now basically considered native around most of the globe. There is compelling evidence both ethnobotany and genetic that dandelion are native to both Eurasia and North America.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait, what? Expand on this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The gist from what I have read (mostly from Native American herbalists) is that there is a oral cultural tradition for using dandelion for both food and medicine in North America. These oral traditions have various uses for the plant that likely predate European settlement. The basic concept is that Europeans never considered that a plant that they had in Europe could appear in North America unless they brought it. It was never considered to be native in both places even though the people who used in North America have a long tradition of use back by an oral tradition. However, since this was an oral tradition no one thought to consider it valid since it wasn't written down. Since this has been suggested there is some genetic studies that back up that concept.

I found most of this information on the Dandelion section in Plants Have So Much to Give Us, All We Have to Do Is Ask: Anishinaabe Botanical Teachings. They have a good description and I have seen it mentioned now in a few other books.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And to expand on what the other commenter said, considering the logical side of it, those seeds seem very optimized to ride air currents around the entire hemisphere, especially when there's a storm that can get them very high up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Exactly. They can move very far on wind currents as well as the fact they are useful plants for people. It would be very easy to carry some seeds or an entire plant with you when you move somewhere new. As well as the fact they are small enough to get caught on pant legs, shoes, clothes etc. to hitch a ride

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Now if only my city would agree with that instead of sending a citation for having an overgrown yard

[–] wise_pancake 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought dandelions were now recognized as not a great food source for bees

We converted most of our yard into a native wildflower garden and I see a lot of bees these days. We also get fireflies in the summer now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This! Dandelion pollen does not contain all the amino acids necessary to support native bees. However, because they come up first and bees often become attracted to the first things they feed on, they can actually make bees addicted to them. Because they can’t meet their nutritional requirements with them, they die.

Plant native plants people!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plant native plants people!

Supposedly they may be native.

https://midwest.social/comment/17680677

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The source that used brings is based on oral knowledge and communication. Others in that thread point out how that type of knowledge is not sufficient to make a scientific claim, and I would agree with that.

I'd say the jury is still out on whether dandelions are native to NA or not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Thank you, I’ll look into that and consider the impact of it on my beliefs :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Fair point. I’m speaking from a North American perspective, but others have pointed out they may be a native or long naturalized plant.

Ultimately, planting species that are from your local area is better for the native bees of of your area as they are adapted to them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

We planted redflower currant and the bees and bumblebees love the shit out of that. Also much prettier than dandelions. Redflower currant is the plant you want to fuck, dandelion is the one you have a chance with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Isn’t red flower currant is a type of shrub with berries?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I am entirely over 'blank won't fuck you' as a response to shit. It's cliched and trite and kills a conversation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I just mowed (parts of) my lawn. Left some clumps of different wildflowers standing, dandelions included.

I'm glad my neighbourhood does not have a Lawn Enforcement Agency.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they're very yummy in teas! I'm actually currently sipping a "s'mores" flavored tea that uses roasted dandelion root, I find it quite nice.

[–] rbos 5 points 2 days ago

Dandelion leaves (blanched) are good in salads and pestos.

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