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[–] [email protected] 141 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I always feel silly to be such a vanilla romantic. I don't need much more than a snuggle and a little poop on my chest.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sure, sure. Catch it, if that's what you're in to.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

It's the simple pleasures.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

It's not a good day to have eyes

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

The duality of man.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 days ago (1 children)

honestly I'm just glad I don't have a shit fetish

[–] lobut 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So many possibilities just flushed down the toilet...

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

[–] [email protected] 120 points 4 days ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did you just have this on hand, waiting for the perfect moment to deploy it?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I typed "deer god" into google

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see "deer god" from now on.

[–] Rusty 17 points 4 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

It feels like a blessing almost always.

When it doesnt is when someone wants nothing more than to fuck you and you're like neat. Want to cuddle after I get you off? Because this dick ain't budging lmfao

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think I just have a woman fetish. I've had "oh damn" moments with various body parts on different women over the years. Feet, hands, decolletage, ears, eyebrows... all sorts.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Kids. Thank god I'm not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don't see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff's badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷‍

Unless there's some angle to this non-foot people don't understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.

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[–] Tigeroovy 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also all the shit the sonic freaks are into.

[–] mysticpickle 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tigeroovy 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Surprisingly Sonic isn't pregnant here.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not a foot fetishist, eh?

But you did post a Sonic meme... sideyes

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“I am a man that’s made of meat, While you’re on the internet, looking at feet”

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I kinda would rather be attracted to feet, if I'm honest.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It seems pretty great. There are a lot of cute people out in public with their feet visible, and if you stare at their feet, they'll just think you're shy.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Fella haven’t seen pretty feet yet.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

When I was born, god gave me a choice.

I said, "I'll take the Autism, please."

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (7 children)

People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

metric superiority

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