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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"That's why I'm so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I'm a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that's going to show up in this upcoming civil war?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My Raycon earbuds are great for listening to emergency broadcasts during the total collapse of American society...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Should I keep scrolling the comments to find an ICE raid/raid shadow legends joke...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

If you don't see it, do it yourself ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No they're not lol. I bought them because of podcasts and my $20 JBLs are better. The fucking ANC does nothing and they sound like crap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, no doubt, lol. I was just making a joke...

I've never seen or heard an ad for Sennheiser, but my wired cans from a decade ago are still my favorites. So glad the Steam Deck has a 3.5, but I did have to get a Bluetooth adapter to use them with my phone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sennheisers are great, I've been using their headphones for years. Those and my Audio-Technicas get a lot of love from me.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Did you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? That’s why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomation…”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just for the curious - don't. Anything but Nord

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

No independent security checks, CIA honeypot, shit like that

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago

come home to utter loss and sadness.

come home to the flavor of Simple Rick.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I too enjoy Robert Evans work

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Robert: "Speaking of murdering kids"

Sophie: "Jesus Christ Robert"

Robert: "Buy these products instead"

Sophie: "ok I guess"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Look at least this way they're working in the factories to make usless shit instead of out on the streets starving to death

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish they would release unbleeped versions of those ad transitions sometimes. I wanna hear more about the BlueApron blood sport island

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think he has to stop with the child hunting island because people didn’t understand that it was parody.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The troubled teen industry episode does have a bastard hunting down children with his helicopter.

The grave of that fucker is pretty close too, although vandalism is perhaps best for living bastards…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I worry if he is accidently creating parasocial issues with some people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Sponsored by Raytheon….

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And when the apocalypse hits, I'll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing better for jumping over the Make America Great Firewall!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I still can’t believe France just did exactly that in 2025.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

you joke but how do i escape this hell hole?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only way out is through.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The unguarded northern border, which you can cross in search of a better life for your family

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well shit, we are going to have to build a wall then. And make the americans pay for it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well if you are serious: try to find a job abroad. Immigration is a lot easier if you already have a job lined up.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

All while microwaving a fresh never frozen meal from Factor!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

They're anti micro bacterial. So no matter the radiation fueled disease, your balls will stay fresh and clean.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is YouTube as well

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, gotta make rent somehow. I'm not going to blame people for needing money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Take their ad money and call them out anyway.