Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant
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At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......
You're not alone. Exactly what I saw too.
Oh no! I can't unsee it now!
You wouldn't fuck a malnourished baby elephant.
No, no. Im not a pedophe ill let them get a little older, though. Keep the malnourished thing...
This is my poophole. It was made for
Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.
unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill
I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game
Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.
THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭
people who didn't wash their hands
Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use
Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.
Do... robots... poop now? 😧
they squeeze out spent AA batteries
Omg, I just realized they'd probably call it dropping logs, too.
Everybody poops, and if they don't they're an android
It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop
That guy shits
I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?
On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.
Landing gear.
They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.
Obviously!
Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.
But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?
Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.
Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.
What does the Braille say?
“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”
Jesus that's funny
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.
vanish mepoopum
That's a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.
What's the second to the left figure
I'm thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.
Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.
Frankenstein's monster?
Oh that one, yeah... no fuckin clue. Maybe a cyberman from Dr Who, but like... wearing a suit?
Looks like a robot.