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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

"We have Lutris at home"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

3 Bags? I cant even feel my mouth after 1 bag of those....i wish you a quick recovery

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

My SO keeps telling me that liking salt & vinegar chips is the piss kink of snacky foods. I don't like that comparison :c

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

...they aren't wrong though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Then what kink would Prawn Cocktail flavour be?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Eating ass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Did you know salt and malts vinegar's a non-traditional way to dress your French fries in the United States?"

"The fuck is wrong with them?"

"Like malt vinegar is not a staple condiment on tabletops in restaurants in the United States."

"Well figure it out."

"That's what I says, figure it out."

"Yeah no vinegar's on the tables, no Kraft's peanut butters, figure it out."

"Figure it out."

"Fuckin figure it out."

"Better not forget those All-Dressed chips."

"Ain't got no ketchup chips neither."

"Fuckin figure it out."

"Someone outta write a letter."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Fuck ketchup chips. That shit is heinous. Malt vinegar slaps, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Tried salt and vinegar once, they were horrible

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Hey, that's okay! You're totally allowed to be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to hate them growing up, then I think my tastes changed, and now I love them. The bold acidic vinegar flavor just hits right. I still don't go out of my way for them, I'll always be a sour cream and onion guy for life, haha.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I feel like I'm the reverse, I used to find salt and vinegar a decent flavor if not the best, but can no longer stand it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I'll take salt and vinegar on my french fries. That's glorious.

The ratio on chips is way off though. Too much vinegar, not enough salt.

Sea salt kettle chips tho. That's my shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Try pickled onion - even sharper.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remove vinegar, add salt, add salt, add salt, add salt and I'm add salt good.

I love salted chips that are clearly oversalted, I literally buy cheap brands hoping to get these. xD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

which ones are your favorite?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What is that? A squirrel? Chipmunk?

[–] caseyweederman 1 points 13 hours ago

One of the bad guys in a Redwall novel

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Yes stoat. I watched a YouTube video explaining their difference for this. I have too much time lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ferret, I think. Possibly a stoat or weasel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

pretty sure it's a stoat. ferrets are much larger, and least weasels don't have black tails (at least i think the tail is black).

Edit: actually, it's probably a least weasel. the paws aren't as light as on stoats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

they are cute but they stink and they chew

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

just drink 3 beers to balance it out