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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (3 children)

40 old me looking at a screen with SSMS and Azure: Instead of an engineer like my father I should have been a tailor like my mom... Or a carpenter...

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's never too late to enter carpentry. I know quite a few programmers who do carpentry as their main hobby. Something about the math and the amount of careful planning is highly transferrable, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Whenever I try building something with wood, I get so frustrated that it's not version controlled. In software, I can fearlessly try dumb stuff because I can just roll it back if it didn't work.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago

3D printing and CAD may be the hobby for you then!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

Creating anything physical requires a lot of practice, and practice really only works if you make mistakes and then learn from them.

Just have to accept that you will waste a lot of wood getting that practice. Heck, a lot of woodworking practice is repetition of the basics before trying to make something with those skills. Otherwise you end up with a bunch of hobbled together ugly stuff that still works like my stuff.

Not catching very slight warping in boards is my weakness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Engineer your design in FreeCAD and tweak it before you build.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Assuming you can afford all the stuff to do it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

Which most software engineers can

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nah fuck carpentry. You’ll just end up destroying your body to make shit money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I mean I was referring to having a shop in your garage so you can build furniture, but you're not wrong. Construction carpentry is one of the more intense trades I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I mean you can do it as a hobby though.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (6 children)

This isn't brick laying or plastering. Carpentry is an easy job on the body.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Tell that to my dad's hips, knees, and back

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

If you think carpentry is easy on the body I can tell you’ve never worked for or as a carpenter before.

In either case carpentry is a massive world. There is a lot more to being a carpenter than making furniture. If that’s all you’re doing as a carpenter than I would argue that you aren’t much of a carpenter and your experience is highly limited.

To me this is like calling yourself a computer engineer because 2 hours a week you write Visual Basic code in an excel spreadsheet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

lol what.

No.

I work in tech. But (long story) started with a few years of carpentry/joinery. It is not easy on the body, unless you’re just making small boxes or cabinets. And even then, it’s still not really that easy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It can be easy on the body provided one has cash to get and wear safety gear. Too many people depend on a cheap employer for their safety.

Buy good gear. Use jigs. Protect hearing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

It’s a big assumption that you can rely on power/bench tools. At some point you’re going to have to get the chisels, plane etc out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Good gear doesn't save your knees, hips, shoulders, and wrists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

True. Good gear is not a "freepass". Bad gear is extra hard on the body.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What is so bad with plastering? I would have thought that one isn't too bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

The pressure to get it done now now now. The overwork. Ignoring safety regulations because they're fucking annoying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

US defaultism strikes again, is this carpentry as in building houses or carpentry as in building furniture?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Furniture or whatever you can make in a single location like garage or maker space, no engineer thinks of joining construction work

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

There are some days tho dude.

Some days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

A carpenter (at least in the UK) is going to be expected to be able to replace or repair joists, sash or bay windows, lats and other roofing and wall structures. Indoors or out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Don't be a carpenter. Splinters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

At 35 I'm beginning to realize it's good I don't have an office job. Finnaly found a good employer and happy driving through the country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

CongraFuckinLations I officially envy you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

After traveling all over for work, having freedom to somewhat set my own schedule as long as I meet deadlines, I know I would lose my mind in a traditional office.

There's not much I hate more work-wise than sitting around after the work is done so you can get your hours, because someone on the crew thinks that's more moral than leaving and they're a snitch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Honestly I am thankful all the time that people are able to find jobs that suit them best. I am a graphic designer by trade, and working from home has basically been the greatest creative boon I've ever had in my life, lol. The routine, access to nature, and just general lack of distractions has been incredible.