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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The shoestring paradox. It was always a trime traveller, trying to prevent a war that caused the war that caused the war that they are trying to prevent

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Gee, didn't realize fascism was the default

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

It wasn't, but now that somebody came back and screwed up the timeline, the utopian future they originally came from got detached from our causality. Can't get there from here anymore. :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We missed out on shrimp being the default

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The question we really need to be asking is why were they trying to alter the timeline in the first place? Presumably they come from a timeline in which the second world war didn't happen so what's their beef with Hitler.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Probably a disgruntled art critic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Mega Hitler

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think that the people that want to be in power and have control over others are predispositioned to lean fascist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

We literally live in the best of all possible worlds

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I think "1914" in Serbian is "1914"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I love how many polyglots here are! I learned to say 1914 in 4 languages this year and I can confirm that in Serbian it's "1914".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he was looking at it in a mirror. thought it was 1941.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

he accidentally entered 1491 and decided fuck it, I'll find a new route for the Indies. His name ? Christopher Colombus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hiljadu devetsto četrnaesta - checks out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

OP says the calendar is in Serbian, not the number.

Calendar says 1914 AND is in Serbian

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any guy in a car in the past must be Hitler, right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I... he... he had... a uniform and a funny mustache...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When Worf and Hitler kiss, their beards fit perfectly into each other

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is also what I had in mind!

edit: Also, Wolverine from the front looks like two Batmen kissing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

You know, if you can't tell those two guys apart, that's on you. And the education system.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Red Alert modding community, where are you?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We fled to the ONLY place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. . . .

SPAICE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The spaice must flow

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There is one good thing you can say about Hitler. He killed Hitler.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler. So it's kind of a wash

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, yes, but consider he is the one who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed hitler !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That dude just killed everyone. Damn!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Always check the mustache first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hitler copied it from Chaplin (or so it claimed Charles)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"Oh no, I missed. Oh well, I guess I'll get a sandwich."

(Later, outside the sandwich shop): history

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Oopsy-doodle! Well, what's one archduke anyway, right?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean: ultimately ended three monarchies, but at what cost.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

About 82-132 million people

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I know I won't be leaving here. With you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That motion of events is a bit like going back in time to have sex with Adolfys mom 9 months before he is born.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

imagine you do that, and the guy still does ww2, and that was your only chance. Now imagine, you do that, and the guy is born much smarter, and he actually wins, and that was your only chance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ofc he still does the war, otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?
(But WW2 was happening anyway, that's why we went back in time to kill that tourist in Serbia)

much smarter

Dang, then I'm prob not the father of this one :/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Whilst it was done in the name of Siberians, it happened in Bosnia.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Siberians, lol

They would not like being called that

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Neither do they like that Bosnia is an independent country, but such is life

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Charlie Chaplin didn't die of a stroke. They covered it all up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any other humans thinking about DC Legends of Tomorrow reading this???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Those first few seasons were solid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But now that artillery gunner at the Somme aimed their next shot just a tick over to meet its mark...

And now Jenkins survives...

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