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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

You do have a wonderful way with words!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A mushroom overlord sounds like a fungi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You just voluntered to be mulch for the spore beds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'm proud to serve our benevolent leaders

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My shroom trip vision made me believe that we are just a seed to spread spores and how that is why humankind loves exploring and burying each other in the ground. I also went into the afterlife where my mind connected to the underground network of mycelium and I could see all past memories of people that died and were connected. Before the vision though was the worst experience ever and I won't do it again

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is it strange that I'm less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : "Good, good. It's all going according to plan"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

[–] Revan343 8 points 1 month ago

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

How long until mushrooms can play Doom?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

[–] CulturedLout 9 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Night of truffles will be the parody version

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A fungus among us, how novel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least a good spore to hang out with

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You know, if they fit the mold

[–] Rusty 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This wasn't the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So, this is real. Very cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Vangers 2.0

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yet another scary mushroom dick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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