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[–] [email protected] 387 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's what it feels like when you steal other people's personal information ..

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.

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[–] cygnus 309 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"I don't like it when people find out what I really think"

[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I'd be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

a terrorist.

and remember folks... there was a time when boomers thought that the Patriot Act was for scary Muslim extremism...

welcome to 2025 where a middle age cuck is getting put on lists for voicing an opinion online.

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[–] [email protected] 207 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Is that dude turning orange?

[–] [email protected] 169 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

His hyu-man skin is melting.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

He's clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Symptom of fascism

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who's spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.

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[–] [email protected] 168 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”

Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like, isn't that an admission that your business has no value?

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.

a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.

If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3 ~~00~~.

edit math hard thank you @[email protected]

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/16397691

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

300 would be 1% wouldn't it? It'd be like paying a fine of 3

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

🤦‍♀️ yes

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022

Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000

I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.

So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine

Source: https://dqydj.com/net-worth-percentiles/

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 months ago

Oh no...is someone taking your privacy?

That's interesting...

[–] mp3 92 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Sounds like lady shit

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (17 children)

Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

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[–] M1nds3nd 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.

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[–] LillyPip 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.

This timeline is absurd.

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[–] phoenixz 52 points 2 months ago

why does everyone treat me like I'm an asshole?

Asks the asshole

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Mark Zuckerberg did not address Meta’s $25 million settlement with Donald Trump that will see the company paying $22 million for the eventual establishment of the Trump Presidential Library.

My biggest surprise is that trump wants to establish a presidential library. Probably has some plan to steal the money from there.

I want to be able to be able to talk about stuff openly, but I am also trying to like, well, we’re trying to build stuff and create value in the world

PFFFFFFFHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (5 children)

His presidential library is just going to be a bunch of fast food restaurant menus.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If he only took a glance at the very straightforward privacy settings...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

☑️ I don't disagree to not disable the disability of Facebook to not share my conversations with 4721 untrusted data unpartners"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Now that's an amazing headline.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Dumbass Oligarch complains about having to watch what they say.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.

Raytheon is putting "more value into the world" than these shitheads.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

I wonder if he realizes that's because no one around him respects or likes him?

[–] MattW03 28 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People really do end up with the face they deserve.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No, his is far too unbruised, his nose isn't broken, and he appears to have all of his teeth.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Even the Zuckerbot trends towards nazism

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Then maybe you should shut your Trump dick sucking mouth, champ.

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