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This is why I hate religion. It turned this person's brain to mush. If you are willing to believe a man walked on water why would it be hard to believe the bullshit Trump spews out?
Religion removes your critical thinking skills making you a prime target for con artists.
My dad is a born-again Christian and he threw out all his Black Sabbath records when he (re)converted. I started listening to classic metal in college, and I eventually had to ask my dad... "You threw out this? This is some of the lyrically-mildest stuff I've ever listened to." He just kinda shrugged, and admitted that he overreacted a bit, but this is still 100% the way lots of the evangelicals I grew up with think about anything that's not explicitly marketed as "Christian."
Shit
Wait, does that mean that Doom 2016 is based on true events, then? Because the H E A V Y M E T A L always plays when a portal opens up with loads of demons!
Doom 2016 isn't a video game. It's a documentary, and it was happening in real time.
Ohhhh, so that's where that goat-bro pops in from!
I can't understand him much but it's nice to have a friend over once in a while.
Religious nutjobs gonna religious nutjob
I personally love that he believes the mere act of watching a horror movie or listening to a loud sound can open a demonic fear portal yet his fear of fear portals does not.
I think this makes me want to listen to it more
You can say shit on the internet.
Uncensored version
Ow, my eyes! Censor your fucking shame, you damn poop-eating bastard child birthed from your mother's poopy asshole!
A clean version that everyone can enjoy
It’s opening a portal to hell.
Oh god.
Oh god no.
One of the demons got loose!
No! Don't ask him about his private jet!
Goddamnit.
Now we've got to reboot Buffy.
Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme
You can say shit outside of the Internet too. Shit's crazy that way.
No shit.
yes shit
POLICE!!!! THIS POST RIGHT HERE!!! THEY DID A NAUGHTY!!!!
Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a thin white line over it. I was about to shit a brick.
You've been engagement baited
Bold comment considering your username.
Always make sure to check your disk drives for errors before you have issues
Or in other words:
You best filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself.
They think metal is all about devil and demon and hell.
Metal in reality: i'll make a journey and find this holy sword to defeat evil and uphold justice.
Alternatively: I'm a dwarf and i digging a hole.
I listen to metal with themes of "my life has go so horribly wrong and all i know is pain" and "hot goth vampire girls". Sometimes both at the same time.
And then there is a 91 year old Christopher Lee that is singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
That's fuckin sick! Thank you for sharing.
No worries! Finding this album made the phrase, "you'll never be as cool as Christopher Lee," go from just a statement of fact, in my head, to being a compliment. It's like being told, yeah you're a pretty good guy, but Fred Rogers was nicer than you. Must be doing something right to be in that company.
🎵diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole🎵
It's wonderful how misunderstood a lot of the 'evil' metal bands are. Bands like Cradle of Filth and Cattle Decapitation have ostensibly repulsive artwork and song titles/lyrics, but the themes and meaning behind the songs meander between tongue-in-cheek fun to philosophical pondering to outright castigation of humanity's treatment of the natural world. Judging a book by its cover and all that stuff...
Then again, there's Behemoth, who literally describe summoning demons and other pagan and satanic rites in their songs. But good grief, the music is so good.
Cradle of Filth is one of the worst examples to bring up, lol. Principles of Evil Made Flesh and V:Empire is mostly about vampirism and satanism. They literally have albums (Cruelty and Dusk) about Elizabeth Bathory sacrificing children in rituals to Satan to keep her youth and so many songs in Midian have Anti-Christian themes including a protagonist in one of the songs burning down a church.
But agree with you, only a small fraction of metal is satanic, it's mostly limited to a small subsection of Black Metal. Although... the wiki page for Early Black Metal in Norway is always a fun read. :)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Norwegian_black_metal_scene
The origins of metal have more moral correctness than the "Christian" US. Scroll all the way back to 1970, "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath. Song very plainly and literally about the corruption of the political establishment and the evil of war. That undercurrent never went away, all the way to the present.
did anyone find out what metal they were listening to? 👀 asking for a friemd
I don't like metal. But if it rips portals open, I'll start listening anyway.
Damn, American conservatives are weird as fuck.
God damnit, I've spent all this time listening to metal and still haven't gotten my portal yet??!?
If anyone's curious, it's Psalm 69 by Minestry.
Based on the username, something industrial would have been my first guess.