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[–] [email protected] 130 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Naturally occurring holidays like the equinoxes and solstices?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And in temperate climates, the first day of spring and Harvest feasts, marked in different cultures in different natural ways.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The first day of spring is the equinox.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Au contraire, nature is quite ignorant of the astronomical equinox.

For nature, things like the Cherry blossoms, the blooming of the magnolia tree and the awakening of the Bumble bee are the ways nature indicates when Spring has started.

Harvest season and autumn are more typically defined by brown leaves, ripe pumpkins and ripe cider apples.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The first day of the naturally occuring spring, occuring naturally at a set number of days after the solstice.
You can recognize it from the skybox changing color.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

: looks out the window in the upper Midwest:

Darn. My version must be glitched.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

equinoxes

There's a holiday for horses???

Count me in!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No no - equinoxes

Those little furry things they have in the desert.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Get out of here with your science!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I actually like these ones the best. My family used to have cool solstice gatherings with some friends. There was always a lemon poppyseed cake, and lots of candles.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

To be fair, I find all of them equally stupid. Only ones I like are those that give a free day at work, and only for that reason.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Heh yea same, I don't really care if it's Leif Erikson Day or Give Mr. Krabs All Your Money Day, I just need to know if it's a day off or not LMAO

Though some are fun, like Valentine's Day often serves as a perfect excuse to have a date night with my SO (though we often tend to actually do it a couple days after or before to avoid everyone else doing Valentine's Day date nights lolol (unless there's a good deal ofc))

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

In the civilised world, it's not called a holiday unless you get a day off work

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[–] MattW03 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

True. I've find the Easter Bunny in the wild, last spring .

Best free chocolate ever.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator 4 points 5 days ago

If green you can actually eat them as a survival tactic.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine's Day, I can't hang out with my friends 'cause they're hanging with their girlfriends, and if I'm in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chilling and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don't get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff...

If these two events were a separate thing I'd probably be OK with Valentine's Day TBH.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just decided your birthday is June 5, if you want to use it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I'll accept it but you'll have to send me a happy birthday message.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

What do you mean, it's right there in the wild.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My grandpa used to break up with my grandma to avoid having to buy gifts for her, then get back together after lol

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

On the other hand Lupercalia has a long standing history. Sacrifice a goat. (just getting some snaks together for the party). Run a race, good fun and competition. Consensual spanking with goat skin whips, good clean fun.

[–] shutz 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I refer to it as Singles Awareness Day. For the obvious reason.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Made up CORPORATE holiday, just like Sweetest Day. We don't even get it off!

You don't need a day to tell that special someone how you feel, just do it!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I like Arbor Day, nobody can agree what day it is, but everyone likes the idea of picking a day in spring to plant a few trees

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

We're supposed to "plant* them!? I've been cutting them down! I dry the wood, then carve a thoughtful memorial to trees...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean the astrological holidays are just kinda there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Everybody celebrates the trisolar syzygy, whether they want to or not.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Here we see the spawning grounds of the Pagan holidays, where a young holiday is learning to walk. But wait, in comes it's natural predator the Christian holiday. The Holiday struggles for a bit, but it is in vain...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The solstices would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Lunar New Year too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Everyone should get a day off just to eat chocolate and fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Where in the world is Valentine’s Day a holiday?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Happy Ishtar !

I mean happy Easter not the pagan orgy holiday represented by eggs and rabbits etc that we all participate in for some reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I do call all holidays dumb but I'll still use it as an excuse to take a day off or do something. I teach at an all girls university and they are 100% on board having Friday off in the name of Valentine's Day. Lol

(Oh and before you say "everyone would say yes to that" you haven't met the kids who take college seriously)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Don't complain if you get a day off

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

It's legit. I get depression and chest pain every Valentine's Day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (12 children)

Kinda a false equivalency, no? There's a lot more history and tradition steeped in something like Christmas/Yule than Valentine's Day, unless you're suggesting we should call it a feast day in honor of the St Valentine or w/e.

You can celebrate some holidays in a traditional, non-commercialized manner. There's not really a way to celebrate Valentine's Day without consumerism.

Edit: As many are trying to point out, yes you can show your love to your SO without consumerism. You should be doing it everyday. If anyone has any ideas on how to go above and beyond to demonstrate your commitment to a person without going out/giving a gift/dressing especially fancy, I'm all ears.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (11 children)

I can think of quite a few ways to show love w my S.O. without consumerism.

Also, I don't see any false equivalence, just because it's been around longer doesn't make Christmass any less made up.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Edit: As many are trying to point out,

Just to be clear, by “many” you mean two. Two people replied to you… now it’s three.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Don't be so cynical, and the value you put on tradition is an entirely personal thing. Valentines day has been celebrated for hundreds of years as well so it's by definition a tradition.

We spread out days throughout the year to put emphasis on the people who are dear to us, ofcourse we should show them every single day, but it's not a bad thing to highlight a day of the year.

And since you've decided it's only about consumerism, let me give you a few ways to go above and beyond for you partner without having to resort to consumerism:

  • Learning a skill related to your SO
  • Revisiting a place or activity you enjoyed together, maybe throw in a well prepared picnic
  • Growing your own flowers in advance
  • Cooking a meal which is difficult and high effort to make

The amount of value placed in a day like today depends on relationship, but saying it's only about consumerism is such a big cop-out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Valentines day has a quiet a bit of history too though.

Some people believe that Valentine's day only came to be because of lupercalia, witch was a festival.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Me and my partner are going to a potluck with friends because our love should be shared with people we hold dear but that’s just us I guess.

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