here because aliens tried to bum fuck me
All I could think of π€£
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My thoughts exactly π
If you really have time, find a research project on Zooniverse and help out.
Good luck! Hope you get better soon. Have a blurry photo of a cat for companionship. 
Maybe that worked. I'm not so good with uploading in comments.
fuck yeah, thank you
tell the kitty I said hi please
She did the slow squish eye blink, so pretty sure she is happy with the hello!
wooooo!!!
best thing to happen to me all day
If you've already done the daily wordle you could try sedecordle. It's sixteen wordles at once!
I forgot those existed
Is your bum going to be salvageable?
I was so confused, I forgot what I said I was in for
yeah, it'll be alright I think
You can download a stop animation app to your phone and then make a little movie with whatever you have on you hospital table.
You're welcome.
Play balatro
Or stardew valley
Thank me later
This is what Steam Deck is for.
not everyone has $500 to drop on a game console
You mentioned having your phone in a another comment, so I'll suggest you look into emulation. SNES and Gameboy (various generations) work pretty well if you can get used to not having physical buttons.
Pick up a new language. A whole language in the course of a normal hospital stage is not really plausible, so narrow the goals. Like only learn how to swear in another language, say. Or learn how to say all the sexual acts you can think of in another language fluently.
here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)
- So, um, howβs it going?
- What would you normally be doing right now?
- What hobbies do you have?
- How long are you going to be the hospital?
- Any cute nurses you can throw my way?
- squaredle
- sudoku on extreme mode
- read an article you've been putting off
- sleep
- learn something you're interested in
- write a diary
- investigate what you're going to do next
There's a dailygames community.
ETA- i think there's a random Wikipedia community.
Check out the AFIs to 100 movies.
Learn a skill- duolingo or ukelele.
Lean about blackjack or craps and play online for free.
Build a model.
Read a book!
What is your funniest story as a Tire and Lube tech?
Try reading manga using kotatsu. You lose nothing, very simple to get started, should be fun
You could always do some math equasions , i love doing some for fun from time to time .. good for the brain excercise too
Where do you get math equations? I used to love doing algebra but I haven't in decades
I got a few old textbooks from highschool that are 300+ pages of math stuff , but i think you could find some good ones around the internet
What was your dream job as a kid?
What is it now? (Assuming you are not a kid)
i wanted to be am astronaut, then train conductor, or maybe the other way around
now I'm a tire and lube tech
super happy, making more money than ever, doing stuff I (mostly) enjoy
Pick up a solo RPG and start playing when you get bored.
reccomendations? mobile only
No, I meant real RPGs, not the computerized abominations. Pencil, paper, optionally a randomizer, and imagination.
travel podcast:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bit-of-a-rambler/id1804692516
sorry about the aliens.
I once got 46 pages into an erotic STNG fan fiction thing. It's one s x scene away from being done. I've been told it's very hot, and that is very confusing. It also features brief interludes with a panel hosted by Canadian hockey legend Don Cherry, Mario Lopez, and Kristen Whig for some reason.
I can send it to you and you can finish it for me.