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[–] [email protected] 3 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

πŸ€” it's almost like tarrifs were a bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

And now:

Trump clarifies some of the tariffs were actually 245% for some unknown reason

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Trump never dropped tariffs on China, did he?

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 day ago (12 children)

What a fucked up world where we are cheering on China. Fucking trump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 40 minutes ago

Predictable dictator is better than batshit crazy dictator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

What moral high ground you think you had before?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Red > orange

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

They both suck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

If they suck at each other, then that's way less bad. Root for simultaneous knockout punches.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

The Fart and The Squeal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You’re fucked when the other party has read it too.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Big flex from China. I'm waiting for a country to call trump's bluff by putting an export tax on their own goods sent to the USA.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Canada should have done this on everything. If the Americans can afford the tariff then there is room for us to charge more. Not really but yeah should do it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

All the more reason for MAGAs to hate China - they were MEAN to Daddy!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't this happen last time? Less dramatically, but still.

He puts in a bunch of tariffs. China reciprocates. The market is thrown into chaos. He shouts and screams. China ignores him. He backtracks. China ends the tariffs but doesn't do anything to try and appease him. He claims it's a victory. His fluffers say the tariffs were just to bring China to the table, which justifies the hit to the market, despite the fact China didn't come to the table and President Pigshit didn't articulate what China could actually give him to end the tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Yes, but this time he also decided to tariff the whole world.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 216 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Everyone is somehow missing China cutting off rare earth metals the US relies on for technology and defense

[–] [email protected] 159 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It wasn't just stopping exports to the US, they've stopped exporting rare earth elements worldwide starting yesterday. Plus, they are starting to unload billion of debt we owe them. It's almost as if Trump is intentionally trying to destroy our country in the morning, and then later in the day he wants to be the bully negotiator without understanding his precarious position.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

You remember r/shitamericanssay? Last time he won, there were a lot of people talking about stuff Europe has but America doesn't, and, if you browse the posts there, a lot of Americans responding how Europe is backwards, in the stone age, and what they do have is paid for by America, out of benevolence.

Well, those folks are in charge now.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 353 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I think Xi might have figured out Trump’s secret. He has no fucking clue what he’s doing. He scares people into reacting by being reckless, then claims a win for getting a reaction.

Ignoring trolls takes their power away.

[–] adarza 179 points 1 day ago

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

("Quand l'ennemi fait un faux mouvement, il faut se garder de l'interrompre" --Napoleon)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Wish somebody told him he didn't have the cards.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

The cards are made in China

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[–] [email protected] 164 points 1 day ago (12 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Despite that, Fox News will continue stacking his invisible laurels. Doesn't matter if his policy does anything. All that matters is that his followers are convinced that the policies are doing something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Everyone turn on your ad blocker and go look at that website, it’s (2024-)incredible it’s legal to be so disingenuous

I made the mistake of visiting yesterday and I will never not be dumber because I read their first seven headlines plus at least a dozen comments

That’s right, those headlines are the dumbest things you’ve ever seen on the planet… but then you scroll to the bottom of an article

Pray for me

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[–] humanspiral 29 points 1 day ago

... Trump keeps begging for China deal while bragging about phone calls kissing his ass. No foreign meetings. No envoy sent to China.
China limits US studio film releases
Bessent says Tariffs are no joke. China must make a deal.
Chinese airlines refuse Boeing+parts deliveries (reported as "China orders", but leopards were not going to make US aerospace affordable at 125% tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 217 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

That's business school from a guy who ran casinos into the ground. Nice work America.

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