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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.

My goto smoothie:

  • 1 banana
  • 2 scoops of protein powder
  • 3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
  • 1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
  • 2 cups of whole milk

Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It's great if you're the type of person who chronically forgets to eat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nice. I'm a

  • 1 banana banana
  • 1/4 freeze peach
  • 1 std amount blueberries
  • 2 big spoon hemp hearts
  • 2 big spoon flax powder
  • 1 drink oat milk with the peas
  • 2 spoon pea protein powder
  • peanut butter

person, myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So two bananas? Or one crazy banana?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I banana it in half, so it fits in the blender.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they're fresh.

[–] what 1 points 4 days ago

They are also sold in plastic cups, intended for snacks for children

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (4 children)

But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

Oh and don't forget the garlic powder.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Rollerball mice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Make pastries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Loose yolks. Heh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is that... Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'm more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When I wasn't a vegan I fucking loved devilled eggs. As long as the yolk is flavoured and seasoned well, its delicious. Its also the only time nobody will judge you for eating 3-6 whole eggs in a single sitting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like Devilled Eggs well enough myself. I prefer regular Hard-boiled though, and I stand by what I said about "Nutella Eggs".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nutella eggs are an insult to nature

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Devilled Eggs are worse in that regard, so ... what's your point?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It was a straight faced joke, sorry for the confusion

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this is what my toddler eats

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Unironically yes. I often find myself craving the deranged food combos I made as a kid, when I am overwhelmed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That actually looks really good for some reason

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Neither, at least to my knowledge

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

I'm going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

[–] yetAnotherUser 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I do not want to know what that is

[–] ILikeBoobies 1 points 3 days ago

Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’d rip on it but I’m eating Alfredo pasta with decarbed cannabis in it right now and it tastes awful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I used to do that now that I think of it and tried that with Alfredo and wasn’t quite as gnarly maybe I’ll get back on that. I got lazy cos I usually just do a firecracker after the decarb and that chocolate and peanut butter is so good at masking it. This one was particularly bad cos it’s got some tangie in it I think and that strain does not go well with edibles, at least to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago