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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Lol its so floppy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A tiger. It's the biggest cat you can find.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Excuse me have you ever heard of a liger?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

You don't really find those so much as make them.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 16 hours ago

it's a sex toy.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that's not good for your luck.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Shove it up your ass.

And mine.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For good luck right? Right? It's not gay if it's for good luck? Right?

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

Historians say these two were almost like sisters.

[–] modifier 35 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.

[–] WizardofFrobozz 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One in the hope, two in the change

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

hey I know that saying from somewhere.. shocker!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

It's called the Clinton thumb

1000003661

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I call it the torch holder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?

The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure she's high. She prostituted herself to get heroin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think you are right but they fucked up her pupils if thats the case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Lesbian Sisyphus

[–] Tiger666 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Masterclass in how to say "ass-to-ass" without actually saying it.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I know when I'm not needed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

And yet you're here... And so am I. Wait... Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that tiger sniffing her hair?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Cats do be like that

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Pretty sure I've seen a gallery of these two getting high and having a threesome, so that might not just be for show

Edit: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find those pictures again and have looked a few times since this picture pops up from time to time.

Info for those who want to give it a try: This picture wasn't part of the set, but it's definitely the same women. The toy doesn't make an appearance either. The brunette gets high, and they use a DVD case with frogs or something as a tray to hold the marijuana? The blonde goes down on the brunette. I think there's a picture of the blonde wearing a baseball cap too (I assume it's her boyfriend taking the pictures as there are more pictures of just him and the blonde at other times). Good luck!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

Yeah, @[email protected]!
Are you just gonna leave us hanging?
Like some naughty nunchucks on a coat hook?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Why would you make a claim like this without providing sauce? Are you some kind of monster? Geez.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So it is a clown car after all then.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That wasn't nearly as NSFW as I hoped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yea but I thought I'd better put it just in case.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

That's what they both said.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

well they look quite happy

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