this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 246 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 213 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 weeks ago

Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

[–] [email protected] 172 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.

Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mmm, salty cold cuts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

[–] [email protected] 157 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

[–] Revan343 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Up next: cognitive ball torture

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

cock and ball torture

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How do you give gold on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer to give Lemmy lead lanyards, but to each their own

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago

sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

Other times.... This is an other time

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago

needed this today, thank you op

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago

Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago

Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So was Anon in his mind

*flees the scene*

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What a day to be literate.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

is anon being eggy or just gay?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like normal eggy fantasy to me.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

He need the-rapist

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

god i love 4chan

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Literally me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I ... guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

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