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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Any user input should take top priority over anything. I don't want to wait for your 50 banner and ads to load to click the thing I already know I want. If I opened a program or clicked a link I don't want, I want to be able to leave even before its wasted more time loading the thing I don't want. And holy shit, those tutorial popups that explain features that you can't click out of, and have to click through all the prompts to start using the fucking program, made way worse if you went there by accident and are now stuck.
[–] Showroom7561 5 points 1 day ago

I feel this.

I've visited websites of legitimate companies that I want to support, but as I'm looking to spend my money I get punched in the face with subscription popups.

If disrespecting me is the first thing you do when I visit your website, I can't give you my money. It's that simple.

And paid apps that beg you to review their app, no matter how many fucking goddamn times you've closed that popup, is a punch in the dick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would guess they're a Windows user based on 2 and 1. wget -c works for continuing downloads, and transferring files is trivial with sftp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact we download things with browsers and not always wget also not everyone has an open port.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

You're using all 65535 or so values for ports? Port forwarding is not necessary inside the same network.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Corporate networks which ban incoming connections 🤗🤗

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Google maps when Android auto detects music moves all the buttons up out of their usual place but it's slightly delayed. Most dangerous #5 I've encountered.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

#1 - kdeconnect. Plus several other cool features on it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Or sshfs between computers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

OK. Now tell me how I do it when I want to send it between a phone and a laptop tethered to that phone via hotspot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Localsend, I mean kde connect will work this way but I find local send more reliable

[–] Westcoastdg 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Honestly? Hardwire is the only way I've found to always consistently transfer files like this, to this very day

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

i was going to say, your missing one finding a job in cs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

the chaotic neutral for #1 is making a torrent and leeching off of youself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

autofellatio

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

But how do I send the torrent file to the other device?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I still remember when my 386 had 4MB of RAM, and I didn't have a math coprocessor.

And I could still get online.

I was going to write that I'm old. But, no, I'm not that old.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

5 is infuriating, especially if the site engages in fuckery like putting an ad under where the desired click disappeared from, so the user ends up clicking the ad.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

isn't 4 expected behavior? if i open an application i expect it to be focused when it opens

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

True, but so many applications open more than once. They open a window that is just a logo, then 5 sec later a window with a loading bar, then finaly the actual application. And each time they steal the focus. Fuck that!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Logitech software that wont register my games keybinds unless I open it to spend 3 minutes loading and then hides my game while I'm frantically trying not to die from my lack of utility keybinds

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

If you open an application, yes. What if another application does?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or what if you want to open an application that takes like a minute to load like Discord or photo editing software or CAD software, and want to do things while the splash screen is there and loading still?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Steam steals focus like 5 times during launch.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (10 children)

5 is worst on websites, but "adaptive UX" apps do this, too. It's a crime.

4 is trivially fixed, for many Linux WMs. Here's for KDE. It's less trivial for xfce, but possible. Here's how to do it in i3 (this is as simple as any configuration in i3).

3 is clearly satire, and a very real and valid condemnation about modern web page design. Use Hugo (or similar) and pick a lightweight theme: there are several nice looking ones that specifically exclude JavaScript, which is the main culprit.

1 is such. A. Pain. Sure, if you use KDE or mconnect and the KDE app on Android, it's easy. The Device Connect app works really well. Apple to Apple is trivial. But arbitrary device to arbitrary device? The problem is that there's no standard championed by anyone. Apple is not interested in pushing their protocol: they have a vested interest in making all other devices a PITA so people are encouraged to buy into the Apple ecosystem. Google has been oddly inactive about it. Samsung does the same thing Apple does. We have the Wormhole protocol which is fantastic, but not even the main Linux desktops have built-in support; c.f. KDE Connect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk why you are reccomending Hugo for number 3. Any static site generator out there performs just as same tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Of course. I recommend Hugo because it's the best static site generator.

Or, maybe I'm just giving an example.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How is centered div formed

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I hate 5. there's nothing worse than clicking on a page, clicking a button and the split second before you click it the page inexplicably moves 2 inches up or down causing you to click something else

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I've had downloads resume properly over http back in the 2000s at least 4 times.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Back in the early 2000s I was a teen on a 56k dial-up modem. There would be frequent connection drops, or if not that, my dad would simply kick me off the Internet so he could make a phone call. Trying to download large files through the browser would only end in tears, so a download manager that supported resume was absolutely essential.

I used something called FlashGet (I was a Windows user back then) which looking it up now apparently turned into a malware-riddled mess towards the end of its life, as did so many things. But it was an absolute lifesaver at the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I used one called Go!Zilla. I remember the UI being somewhat similar to Winamp, and that I liked to configure it to think that my connection speed was 14.4 kbps so the "speed graph" was always in the "high speed download" zone when I was downloading at 50 kbps 😅.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

turned into a malware-riddled mess towards the end of its life

This caused me to spontaneously remember RealPlayer.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hello from programming.dev. Yes. This is correct.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

yeah but we have a ton of porn!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

5 is intentional. Websites choose what size ads are displayed, they plan ad placement and page layout around that. If the page is jumping around as ads load they want it to. They want you to accidentally click, because that gets them more money than simply displaying the ad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" - or laziness/incompetence/lack of care in this case.

This happens regularly even on sites with no ads.
You give these people far too much credit.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Dark patterns. All 5. Problem solved

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

For #1 you wanna try Magic wormhole. Maybe it's less user-friendly than you need it to be, but it works and there are lots of implementations for different owes (don't know about iOS though).

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (5 children)

For #1 you can try KDE Connect. Send files and clipboards between your devices over wifi or bluetooth.

Sending stuff to another person's device? 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

3 is intentional, too. A performant page requires paying a skilled web developer.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
  1. Syncthing, Localsend, Firefox Send, Cloud drives
  2. Any download manager out there (Gopeed, Motrix. JDownloader, XDM, etc.)
  3. Vanilla JS, uglification, minification.
  4. Configure it in the settings of your desired DE
  5. Remove timer to move button or delay it more.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
  1. Is probably CLS, and that's up to the website maintainer to fix
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