Come on, be realistic! I can't do 90lbs of cheese if I'm going to also do 60lbs of meat and still have room for 30 gallons of chocolate milkshake and 58 pints of ice cream!
It's more like 75lbs of cheese.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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At this rate, America and specifically the American diet is going to throw our planetary spin into an unsteady wobble due to the imbalanced weight of so many gigantic Americans living on one side of planet.
Maybe this is the reason why American expansionism was followed so forcefully in the past 50 years ... we need to distribute Americans throughout the planet to keep from unbalancing the weight of humanity over the globe.
Im doing my part!
Well, you get the idea. I can never get gifs to work right.
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Cheese Georg sitting in his cave, heavily obese but still stuffing loafs of cheese in his face. He gotta pump up those numbers. Being a statistical outlier is a hard job!
Stop listening to LLMS they are not always correct. The average American eats 42 lbs of cheese a year. Unless it has significantly gone up since last year.
I ate 35 pounds of cheese for breakfast and another 45 pounds for lunch. Maybe YOU should stop listening to fake news. Everyone I know eats 50 to 70 pounds of course every day sometimes a little extra on the weekend for a cheat day.
ok, who is the one that is pumping the average up so much?
Cheeses Georg
Wisconsin. 90 lbs per day is a kid's ration there.
Cheese Georg
It's me.
I'm Cheese Georg 😔
That’s the weight of 9 whole bald eagles
The most universal American unit for weight.
No no no, they have it all wrong.
90 pounds Sterling is what they are referencing. No that is about $120.
However you need to remember that cheese is a lot more expensive over there than it is here. 90 pounds (sterling) is about one frozen pizzas worth of cheese. And we all know on average Americans eat one frozen pizza a day.
I could never eat a frozen pizza every day. I like a little variety so I switch between pizza rolls, pepperoni Hot Pockets, and mini pizza bagels too!
American here. This is true.
Europeans will believe this.
But not that this is cheese.
I'm European and I will believe this.
I'm European and I'll fight you if you say this is made up.
This is the cheddary death I yearn for.
As an average American, hell, I am way behind...
Gonna go make a dang quesadilla
Let me sink into dat cheese.
Ok I let the sink in, what now? How does this relate to my cheese?
source?
Milk
Directly out of their bum.
Wisconsin, mostly.
Sarcasm
The average american: 
At least it's a real cheese and not Kraft singles
that's how you know it's BS, they don't eat that much cheese, they eat that much "cheese based food product"
That yellow plastic being called "American cheese" is a stain on all the actually really good cheese that is made here.
Sure. I'm originally from "Europe" more or less anyway and I'm sure specific region based cheeses that are of high quality are made in the US. We just never hear about Wisconsin... Bay or whatever cheese.
today?
That’s just one meal.
This is how we empty the cheese caves.
This is not cheese. Call it like you want, but not cheese please.
Frenchie