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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say "I did nazi that guy".

[–] [email protected] 41 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler

[–] [email protected] 82 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Jesus Christ… take your upvote

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Grok: turn left here buddy.

User: um... No, there's no turn there.

Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 16 hours ago

This comment is just wrong.

Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

This is so stupid.

To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.

...Not a chatbot.

I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.

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[–] SGforce 2 points 12 hours ago

There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label NFC label like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn't make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.

It's a Nazi car.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

*SwastiKKKar

[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago

Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Well yeah, he's a Nazi. That's well-established.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

The Swasticar gets more swastika?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

If you drive ~~alone~~ a Tesla, you drive with Hitler

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

Hitler, take the wheel!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

Did your car just call me a k***?!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 16 hours ago

in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich

[–] [email protected] 71 points 16 hours ago

When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It just nuts that anyone would want this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Probably nobody that isn't a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago

“Now you can make every car ride awkward with our Virtual Racist Uncle Mimic! Tesla - the cars with VRUM!”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He wants to spy on his customers even more.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

"Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

“What is the shortest route to Poland?”

Take right turn at Blitzkrieg avenue and follow Totaler Krieg street. At roundabout Kürzester Krieg take the Third Reich exit

“Which ferry should I take to England?”

Ok, playing: “wir fahren gegen england…”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

"Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say "grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

Grok: "Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she's going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss' fragile Nazi ego

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.

So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Swasticar, now with 50% more Nazi!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

They will literally ride with Hitler now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

"The car only takes right turns"

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