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[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

With Friends Like These Who the Fuck Needs Cointelpro in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Robocock in my ass

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I need to get home quickly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

... in my ass?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: 1. Prelude in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

In The End In My Ass

I pressed so hard, and got to fart 🎶

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] CircaV 2 points 5 days ago

💕die antwoord

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

【Ado】ブリキノダンス 歌いました in my ass

(Ado sang buriki no dance in my ass?)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Holy Diver, in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Here comes the sun...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Dumpster fire in my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Pepper coyote - There Is No Cock Like Horse Cock In My Ass

[–] dubyakay 3 points 6 days ago

Peek-A-Boo In My Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I meaaaan....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

graves in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hungry like the wolf in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Inside you there are two wolves. One always hungry for ass, and one that hunger for ass. Which one wins? The one you feed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Yo No Fui in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Highwayman in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

More than this in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

The long and winding road in my ass

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