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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, it's obviously the flanged mace. It's the only one that purely serves its purpose as a weapon and not simply a meat tenderizer or hammer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Maces were great for abusing the peasants and hammering on knights.

War hammers were god damned crimes. Because the focused blunt end of the hammer can REALLY cause some serious damage. But also? The back is a pick. So you don't even need to dent the armor and cause bruising. You just pierce a brain on the backhand.

Which is why the lucerne hammer (bec de corbin above) was the best anti-armor weapon out there. A polearm that can fuck you up three different ways.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not someone who's actually studied medieval combat, but as I understand it while a war hammer was a better weapon than a mace it was also more complicated to use. You've actually got to aim and align your strikes, while a mace is just "swing the pointy bits at the guy you want dead."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you want any degree of force in your swing you are already "aiming and aligning" anything. Its the difference between wailing and actually throwing a punch. A schoolkid throwing a swing might bloody a nose but is probably going to hurt them as much as their target. Someone who knows how to properly make a fist and put their body into it? You don't need much strength to fuck someone up.

So, theoretically, you could still do a decent amount of damage on an unarmored civilian using something like a morningstar. But that is almost entirely the spikes.

If you wanted any hope of causing meaningful damage to an armored opponent or even an unarmored combatant with their adrenaline pumping? You needed to know how to swing your weapon whether it was a mace, a hammer, or a sword. And as long as you hold the weapon correctly, you get hitting them with the fun bit "for free".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I never tried tenderizing meat with a flail before, but it really works! 10/10. I recommend it

[–] Darkassassin07 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, I kinda like the candle stick/coat rack

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Roundhouse kick for the win

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Quarterstaff. Long things hit hard.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

flanged mace 100% but I am also not disinterested in bec de corbin

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Re: Bac de Corbin, what's the minimum percentage of bluntness to count as a blunt weapon?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

at least the hammer side qualifies

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The Bec de Corbin is nice for when you aren't sure if you're feeling buldgeony or stabby. It's like the chicken and waffles of the blunt weapon world.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Good day to you too

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It hardly matters, just as long as it's rusty and pointy...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

How you gonna do the Shillelagh this dirty?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Quarterstaff, personally. It can double as a walking stick.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I love flails.

But I would also take a Bec De Corbin Dallas, Multipass.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

morningstar, with flail as a close second :3

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I'm very confident that I would injure myself with a flail.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mine's whatever Hawkgirl uses.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Double-sided tape?

[–] Kalothar 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Morningstar with magic disruption

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think war hammer gives you the most versatility as a weapon, and flanged mace is my favorite for style, but my heart belongs to the quarterstaff, as it long has. Defense and offense and its a big stick!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ravens Beak ofc (bec de corbin)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Cudgel [BONK]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mace and/or quarterstaff are my preference. Simple, not a lot to go wrong or get caught on things. Light enough to get multiple hits in quick succession.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Simple mace is the easy answer. It's lighter than the quarterstaff, and the skill transfer from baseball and pillow fights is fairly direct.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Definitely the simple mace over the flanged. Its more or less just a baton with a weight at the end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Morningstar. Based entirely off of the (incorrectly) named macemen in Lords Of The Realm 2.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I've always been a flail kinda person

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dude, you need a better mic. Thought you said to bring the flared base and I was expecting a completely different kind of party.

[–] Canadian_Cabinet 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Halberds combine the benefits of an axe and a spear. Best of both world

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Not blunt though.

It is the best otherwise!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

If you want blunt-ish, try the Lucerne hammer. The pronged hammer could penetrate plate armour without getting stuck, and its length made it better for spearing than the bec de corbin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Any weapon can be a blunt weapon if you're holding it wrong

[–] SplashJackson 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mace, straight up, no worrying about getting it stuck in someone's face like a morningstar

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Well the flanged mace is objectively the best one if we're going to ignore the Lucerne.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

At least half of those are not blunt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Flanged mace any day of the week

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ok, but I did have this exact conversation with my kids last week. Mace and morningstar were the winners; I'm partial to a war hammer, myself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like the quarterstaff, but you know what would make it even better? If you took a sharp piece of metal and put it on one end so you can stab a dude after bonking him. I don't know what you'd call it though. A staffstab?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That stabstaff should be really handy for spearing people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Flail, Rooneyscoop has wholly influenced this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No goedendag? Pffff!

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