Cyberstuck

IKEA instructions are clear, concise, and complete. A better comparison would be Chinese flatpack trash from Wayfair with poorly photocopied diagrams, inscrutable Engrish, and missing steps.

If you can't figure out how to build a tent (in the dark or not), camping clearly is not for you, or anything that requires the mental capability of an adult for that matter. That shit really is not hard.

People who don't ever use their toys prior to executing the camping trip are probably amateurs in more ways than just camping.

As a former scout myself, I am perfectly fine with just a sleeping bag on the ground unless it is likely to precipitate in any way. But I could also build a simple shelter using materials from around the area if I really had to.

I hear he hit a 1-meter patch of ice and the cybertruck spontaneously combusted.

No joke, it's basically a vehicle to rest your eyes upon in such context.

It mentions a bike ride the next day, so it's probably just something that's out in the middle of nowhere and starts pretty early. They'll often have an area for participants to camp for the night instead of driving out in the early morning.

depressingly it's very very popular (at least here in sweden) to go """"camping"""" at what is basically trailer parks but for house cars (not literal mobile homes) where you stay a couple of nights at a time at most.

It just feels like the typical suburban mindset really.

Car camping is its own thing with its own distinct culture from backpackers who hike out into the wilderness to camp.

I think it was more of a weekend bike trailing event, since cyberbaby left before "the bike ride".

Festivals are a thing too you know

Camping is just sleeping in a tent/close to nature.

Whether there are people around has nothing to do with it.

Rooftop tents quite comfortably hit that figure - but this is probably outclassed by a couple of pool noodles and a tarp.

For one third of that you can have a huge deluxe family room sized tent that would be 5000 times more durable and easier to put up. This is the Apple product of tents without the quality or ease of use.

The first thing I did when I got my inflatable kayak was to inflate it in my living room for the reason you are describing.

LOL, all that electricity in the "truck" and they give you a manual bike pump to inflate the damn thing‽

That looks insane. It's held up by clamping onto the metal flashing of the door, instead of to the frame, the flashing held on by fucking glue. I also love how they show the electric plugs, but you have to use a bicycle pump to inflate.

You can't call the Aztec ugly when You compare it to the ugliest car in history. Except the Fiat Multipla of course.

And the biggest advantage is that you don't have to take it down to go on day trips while you're camping. I think the rooftop and vehicle tents only make sense if you're going to be sleeping somewhere different every night.

I think it's an accessory you can buy. The quality seems to be on par with the rest of the thing.