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[–] [email protected] 159 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago

And it has a TACO index. Perfect. xD

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

Dude is in over his head.

The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

He is not looking healthy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he's just pretending* to listen

Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

His short term memory is shot anyway, actually listening won’t matter.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.

[–] LillyPip 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kissinger lived till 99. Hatred seems to impart longevity somehow.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think one of those industrial grinders that grind up engines and stuff would be even better. Just run it at extra slow speed as you lower them in.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

he'd enjoy that. I'm not sure you would though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that's just a regular blumpkin.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

You are the leading blumpkin authority!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

They did the math!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Of course, Trump is the biggest business idiot in the country. He was largely elected because he is the big, dumb mascot of business idiots.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I keep seeing Ed's site posted everywhere and we need to promote the HELL out of him!!! It seems he is the only person actually making sense today. I send his articles to everyone I know and urge them to read it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Just for that I'm playing games my entire shift.

[–] phoenixz 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Work harder for my riches, plebs!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

His base legit acts like a class of peasants for this man. It is the most insane thing to watch in real time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wrong

given he only complains about juneteenth, he is saying that black people should work harder.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Given how worker production increasing over time and pay for said production have not stood in line with each other I think I’d rather not.

[–] HugeNerd 17 points 2 weeks ago

The other 78% he reneges on nuclear agreements in place since a decade and threatens war on the behalf of a country that starts with I, probably the Ivory Coast, or maybe Iceland, to blow up another country that starts with I, maybe Italy.

Maybe he sees all these Is and thinks "Yeah, I'm awesome."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Frankly, I'd really rather that the Irish Star not encourage him to be spending more time making policy.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

"I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!!" - person that voted for the candidate that promised more work without more pay

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly he should golf more

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[–] carlossurf 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also dude looks like he takes 4 hour naps a day, why do we keep electing senior citizens

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ahaha... it gets more tragicomic everyday... Tacos, anyone?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With extra chicken, please

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

This monster feeds on media attention. Let's all stop relating every stupid things he says and focus on basically anything else, it will always be more positive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

our president is a hypocrite?? wow. this is news to me. well thanks for bringing this to light! i'm sure the people will have a change of heart now!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well yeah

Pensions are fucked globally

Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working

Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so

Prepare for fun times

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I urge Trump to go fuck himself.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I realize this is not the onion but does anyone have a different source?

This looks fake

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