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[–] [email protected] 142 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

[–] [email protected] 208 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

cleanpenis.fart

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That's the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Um excuse me?

I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

[–] ILikeBoobies 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We’re trying to promote hygiene here

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Goes great on your faceadilla.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Goodness me that is unsettling

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Anime ain't right

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

God damn dude.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

*closes legs

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why ask when you can find out?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

It would get a few clicks i reckon

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please don't do a blinded experiment

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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