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Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

John Wick - Keanu

I would pay money to see that in theaters

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

die hard

alan rickman

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

Die Hard - Alan Rickman

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.

John Wick, Keanu stays.

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

John wick. Only the dog is human

Terminator. Arnold.

Toy Story

Andy

Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee

Predator, the predator

Clue. Tim Curry.

Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.

Castaway — Wilson

Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"

• Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
• All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

The Matrix, Hugo Weaving

The hurt locker.

But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

TaAvengers - Chris Evans

Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".

Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

MUPPET HULK!