Bros face looks like my cats anus while sliding a cookie out.
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Jfc that thumbnail of Huffman's face triggered me. How did he manage to make his face look MORE punchable??
"Plunge"
It's referring to that after-hours part.
Reddit has said it is working to convince logged-out users to create accounts as logged-in users, which are more lucrative for its business.
By "convince," they mean:
- Popup to automatically sign in with Google
- A button right under where you close that popup that shows a QR code to install the app
- Bottom bar on mobile telling you to make an account
- Clicking an upvote or downvote button instantly sending you to the account signup page, even if clicked by accident
- Full-screen popup only on mobile to download the app if you're accessing anything NSFW (includes posts that simply have too much vulgar language, and are considered "NSFW" in that community, as well as any account page for an account that has ever made an NSFW post)
Yes, very convincing, heavily coercive even!
Cant open any unverified communities, which is very arbitrary, any small community now requires the app
I love when I'm troubleshooting something, click on a record link from like 2018, and get a modal encouraging me to "join this trending conversation!"
Just deleted my account I've had for the past... six years.
Reddit shares plunge after missing engagement numbers due to fall off following enshitification
Lol fake news would never admit that a company got punished for taking a dump on its user baze's heads
Fuck spez
It's almost like communication platforms shouldn't have profitability as their main goal... maybe they could be... distributed... like some sort of... federation. Yeah. That's it. Then everyone would follow along like... lemmings or something
Fuck spez
[email protected] if you want to help promote Lemmy Piefed Mbin to new users!
I always thought he was a little piss baby but pigboy works too
Close, but that's Texas Gov Abbott. Easy mistake, as they're both giant pieces of shit.
Fuck spez
Fuccck spez
Reddit has benefited from Google search updates and internal site improvements that have helped it gain a significant amount of new and returning users, which the social company refers to as logged-out users, over the past year and a half. Reddit has said it is working to convince logged-out users to create accounts as logged-in users, which are more lucrative for its business.
Expect to see more login paywall bullshit from Reddit.
The best way to increase the usage base of a social media site is to block people from accessing it. Everybody knows that.
Lol. I was perma banned cause I said something mean about Trump.
I commented on a sub with an alt that I was banned from without knowing, it was public freakout on the front page, I went through all the stages of grief, left an abusive relationship that took all my time
I was "suspended" (by the admins, from the whole site -- not just banned by mods from a particular subreddit) because I accurately reported misinformation in r/conservative and the snowflake mods whined that it was "report abuse."
lol, I was making fake Gmail and Reddit accounts just to mess with people in r/Conservative lol…good times,.
I suggested Ukraine started attacking back at Russian civil infrastructure after Russia attacked a shopping mall.
Spez did not like that one bit, since he's a Russia supporter.
Every ban is a potential new fedi enjoyer
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There isn’t one damn thing that shit hole site could ever do to get me to log back in.
It's too bad when one person on planet Earth has published a solution to a problem you have. And it's some random commenter on Reddit from a few years ago. And under optimal conditions, the only thing to do would be to give a little thank you.
Vaat majority of time that account is deleted, banned, or inactive
What if every time you logged back in Spez would get kicked in the balls?
Fuck. You found one of my many weaknesses.
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It will be a cold day in hell before I make another Reddit account
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In other news, Lemmy stock mooned infinity% from 0.00 to 0.00 plus beans.
Beans!
Holy hell how much plastic did Huffman invest to look like a dollar general bond villain.
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The stock’s valuation makes no sense at all. A market cap of 38 billion on no revenue and declining growth?
Get fucked, Spez.
Oh boy, wait til you see Tesla!
As the saying goes, "The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent."
Fuck spez
“It primarily affects logged-out users in the U.S.,” he said. “This one was particularly interesting because there really was a swing down, but then a recovery shortly thereafter happened right at the end of the quarter.”
Show me the graph, spez. Pics or it didn't happen!
Has there been an r/place since 2023's epic FUCK SPEZ?
It’s only like a month of stock increases, they’re still up 300% since IPO.
I’m not logging in out creating an account, I deleted my hobby account a few months ago and I do not miss participating in Reddit.
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