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[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brother Peter has eaten another coop of chickens. Should we investigate?

[โ€“] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, let's just move him to a different monastery.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

...in Japan.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Furries are getting less religious these days.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Put the GOD back in the ANIMALS.

And I am absolutely talking about Zeus.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

i think zeus is a crab by now

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I thought Zeus was a god dressed up as an animal in other gods, animals and humans.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Who says they're disguised? Foxes can't be devout?

*also, a lone robe is hardly a disguise. They're very obviously foxes, so it's not like they're trying to hide. They just want to be part of the community and everyone's assuming the worst.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They're very obviously foxes, so it's not like they're trying to hide

Ignoring the most likely scenario: that they're just not GOOD at pretending to be human, what with the nonhaving of thumbs, lack of experience etc..

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only reasonable explanation is that the monks have a secret time machine just to attend Powerwolf concerts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks for reminding me this band exists.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Didn't the right one train the ninja turtles?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The Danish one looks like Wily Coyote after realizing he's about to suffer

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Fookin' furries.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They are everywhere. They just apply more advanced makeup.

Ever wonder why there are so many orange televangelists and politicians these days?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vixen monks = vonks? Vinks? Mixen?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What about foxy vixen? Fixen?

...

What do you mean all vixen are foxy?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

does that imply that there are stoat monks which are called Stonks?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I see it as wolves in sheep's clothing

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah I'm crazy... crazy like a monk!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

dude that's just master splinter

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There are Asian Catholics

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Master Splinter was... Dutch? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dutch living in Denmark. He was a fox, he could pull it off.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He was a fruit pastry?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Of course not. He was Japanese.