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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My ex once stood in the kitchen for over an hour, with the cat on the counter, opening up every spice in the cabinet for the cat to smell.

"What are you doing?"

"Letting Max smell the spices"

All of them.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not only this but I pick my cat up so she can smell things she normally can't reach. Or get to a bug on the ceiling.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My cats all love to play "Super Kitty", which is pretty much me picking them up and "flying" them around the room while making jet engine noises.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

My boy is fixated on a paint chip high up on the wall at least once a week. He thinks its a fly. I have to pick him up and let him inspect it every time or he starts jumping

[–] modifier 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All the time. I just wish I could understand them because they always seem to contemplate carefully whatever I have them smell, which makes me wonder what they are thinking.

Keep your secrets, inscrutable feline.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

"cool. when is dinner" -your cat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to do walk abouts in the pantry with my calico in my arm, opening up stuff, and she sniffing it and giving her opinions on it lol, she wanted to sniff everything, god bless her little soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh, that's adorable! I did the same with mine but she quickly decided that they all stank and wanted none of it. She's still suspicious to this day when I give her something to smell. 😅

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I like to let my dog sniff each food as I take it out of the bags and put it away. I figure, if I can broaden his world, why not? He seems to enjoy his role in the process

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My dog likes smelling the mail. I'll hold the letters and packages up to him one by one, and he'll sniff all the way around it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Same, I also pick her up and show her the counter top in the kitchen if I spend a long time in there, just so she knows what's going on

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I do this all the time with my cats, especially since one of them can't see well. They gently sniff and just appreciate being included. They dont eat my food or whatever i show them.

I tend to do it with my friends cats too, but that gets me into trouble when I realize that some of them gobble up or stick their whole head into whatever I proffer them.

My cats are little angels. Rachel, your cat is an asshole lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

I just moved and my cat really really wanted to smell the tape measure. I don't know why, but it's always like a minute long process along the length I happen to have out. I wouldn't dare deny her, especially when she is so thorough.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, not specifically because I want to make them feel included, it is to stimulate them and satisfy their curiosity. Also helps skittish cats and dogs to gain confidence by introducing them to new smells constantly in a safe way.

Smells are way more important to both cats and dogs than humans, and more than most people realize. Example: I see a lot of people around walk their dogs and not letting them sniff properly but just tug them along, thinking that the physical exercise and waste management are the sole purpose of walks.

We have a retired hunting dog, turned 11 on Sunday actually, and she's still ridiculously hard to tire by physical exercise. The only way to get her proper tired is mental stimulation. Sniffing is a big part of that. 30min calm patient walk is way better than 60min of "COME OON" -hurried impatient walk.

Disclaimer: not all dogs etc., but... most dogs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My dog’s long gone but I remember that she liked the slower walks with more pauses better. She’d nap after those and run in her sleep (little paw twitches would tell me the gait). I think you’re right about the mental stimulation. It seemed to give her more stuff to dream about.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I tend to think differently than most people but it seems obvious to me. As humans we have technology to itneract with and enrich our lives, but animals are unwilling/unable to create enrichment for themselves. Its led me to think about what they consider fun and the nature of fun, and it would seem to me that they would make the most of their senses. Considering their sense of smell is so strong, ive always equated them sniffing things to us taking a nice stare at an inpressive bit of scenery, or tasting the finer details of an intricately crafted meal. Thats why i try to bring home things that will have an interesting scent, to my animals it would be the same as bringing them a tasty treat.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

All the time. She'll get frustrated if I don't. She's very interested in what I eat. Probably judges me for it too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Love the username BTW.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

"human, this isn't raw meat, what are you doing?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

my cat is sad.

no one else in his family is a cat

we are all human except for him

he is excluded from most things

and no one tells him why

he just wants to play

and be loved

he looks at us with wonder

and disappointment

he says hello i am a cat what is my existence

what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too

can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much

do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favourite

do you like me

are we brothers

why didnt i grow up

why am i so small

can you help me be happy

where are you going

--Spencer Madsen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

My cat hates other cats which is why he is my cat.

He really has it all figured out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Yes, and my dog too. She always sniffs it very seriously, especially if it's a package that has been delivered. It's a big deal to them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

All the time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

everything crinkly is a bag of treats to them so when I open anything they need to get a sniff so they know I'm not holding out on them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

smell is awesome because it has a massive potential time delay. like inagine if every sound came with distant echoes of every other sound it encountered on the way to your ear

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I do this with my dog. When I unpack groceries, I give him everything to sniff for 2-3 seconds. I think new smells is something exciting for them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, kitty! This new box DOES smell fresh and ready for fun, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yes. All the time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Yeah, if they look like they’re curious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is how I found out one of my cats loves bacon. And the other loves popcorn and cheese its.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

My roommate's cat will maul us for a cheez-it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I always let my dog sniff my coffee or beer or whatever I have, she always has a funny over the top reaction

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Yes but not bananas. If either of them get to sniff bananas they just take a big bite, skin and all.