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[–] [email protected] 223 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Story goes that it was only up for an incredibly brief window (heh) and that tools were disallowed for all of the pre-screened participants of the competition. Supposedly, even with all of these measures in place, something still went wrong with the glass, causing the competition to run short.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was a good reminder to check a link before to click

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

URL check saves me once again. I can't believe how many people just raw dog links.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Good name. You're doing good work!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Some marketing agency

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The gimmick was you couldn't do it with tools.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

You can't use anything at all if it's effective actually.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuck the rules, it's 3 million, I'm going to do whatever is necessary to smash that glass 😎

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The images are made to look like CCTV footage of a bus stop, but there is zero chance they left that much money in there unprotected. You could just ram it with a car and haul it home. Either it's fake money or it was only there for a day with a crew for filming.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

There was a contracted security guard there at all times, a rule that you couldn't use any tools, and they called it off after a day when the bus stop frame started to weaken. Only $500 of real money was placed on top of a bunch of fake money.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think they limited you to only being able to kick it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What is the point then. I'd be pissed if someone was able to break a regular window by kicking it. If you have to prove that your bullet proof glass can stand up to kicks I'm not going to be confident in your product. Let people bring their own shit and show what it would take to get through it. You know, unless it sucks, which I assume to be the actual case here.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I call BS. There are still tools and ways you could easily break through it. Plenty of which are far better than just kicking it.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was a guard. It was only $500. People were invited to kick it, but it was monitored.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3m-marketing-scheme/

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Ah, I'm going to miss Snopes in the post-truth society. :(

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dremel with a diamond drill bit would make quick work of that

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Bus stop.

Bus.

Pretty sure if the bus went at it fast enough backwards it would do better than some clown and his size 11s

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

Edit: Hell, I'd even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don't think a glass breaker would help.

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[–] Fenrisulfir 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thanks for the article, it seems there are rules that you can only kick the glass too, that's why everyone is kicking it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - "the iron broke before the glass did!"

[–] Fenrisulfir 21 points 2 months ago

Because they didn’t actually want to give away any of their money. We’re toys for them and they made us dance

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bulletproof glass, but they didn't allow tools? Is this the company that made glass for the cybertruck?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

That’s the point.

They didn’t want anyone to be actually able to get the money.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

3M bulletproof* glass.

*kickproof

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

PR, only installed for the photoshoot, if that.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If it was done in Australia, I reckon the 3 mil wouldnt last 24 hours. Possible tools I'd say would be used are :- 1) Ute 2) Bobcat 3) Backhoe & 4) Bulldozer, not necessarily in that order.....

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was a marketing gimmick, they had guards to make sure no one actually broke it

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

5 ) Boomerang

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They should've tried doing this in Romania, the entire bus stop would have disappeared overnight...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Half of Europe: Romanians steal everything!
Otther half of Europe: Czechs steal everything!

Meanwhile...

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pwffft they're trying to break it with their feet, so cute.

In Brazil they wrap ATM s in chains and rip them off using trucks. Then take the ATM to a safe house and bust it open. That is happening since 1990s.

I was surprised when I saw someone doing the same in Australia, with a constructions site digger. I think it was last year.

Conclusion: Brazil exports crime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Hey it's bullet proof, not foot proof

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't you get like, a diamond drill bit and just give it a light tap? Tempered glass breaks easily if the outside layer is compromised.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Bullet proof "glass" isn't just tempered glass in fact it never was the original was just glass layered with plastic but the new stuff is made from multiple layers of different materials each specialized to cover the others weakness, think fascism literally means to fassen together like a bundle of sticks that is harder to break than one stick(I don't know why my mind went to fascism in retrospect a yin yang would be more accurate anyways)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They didn't allow tools. I wonder if those metal sole insert things could be used to help go through this.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why didn’t they just open it with a screwdriver and pry bar? Or steal the whole bus stop?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Man steps into bus whole bus stop on his back. Bus driver doesn't even flinch. Happens every day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Aside from the people that will hurt themselves trying to break that glass, it's a public bus stop. People will hurt bystanders and damage the bus stop and make it in general a place no one wants to be because of idiots constantly hurling stuff around or kicking it while you're trying to wait for the bus.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Find a spark plug, crumble, embed in shoe sole by stepping on it, jumpkick glass, become legend.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (6 children)

That helps with the glass, but bulletproof glass uses multiple polymer layers and tempered glass layers alternating.

So you would only get through the top glass layer and do nothing to the polymer layers or 2nd layer of glass.

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[–] ininewcrow 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Get a long industrial chain, tie it around the display, drag the whole thing away with a truck. Drag all the way out to the middle of nowhere and then take your time figuring out how to break, take part, cut, burn, explode or destroy the glass.

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