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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boycott Krispy Kreme, get healthy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The donut shops around me are so much better anyway, so even if you don't want to get healthy, there's probably better options.

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[–] Cerothen 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://www.ufcw.org/start-a-union/

Just bringing it up might get the breaks back. But fighting for better working conditions is always the right choice

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Reclaim your workplace from the owners!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (5 children)

in Germany it is required by law that you have a 30 minute break if you work for 6 or more hours, and that is federal minimum. Turbo-capitalism ruins a society

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

South Australia it depends on the Award (like a default contract for a particular kind of work, it sets minimum conditions)

But at a bare minimum, if you're working at a shift of 4 hours or more, you're required to be given a 15 minute paid tea break.

If you're working 5 hours or more, Add a 30 minute unpaid lunch/dinner break.(*minimum, 1 hour max if scheduled - max as otherwise it's really just split shifts)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I assume they mean an unpaid 30 minute break but if they live on technicalities you can too

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

unions are important

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

First eye roll was at ‘Krew’

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's the problem with the Krispy Kreme Krew?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"you see the uniforms are needed to keep everything klean, the pointy hat makes splashes run off rather than collect on the top!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's too long. We should change it to.... wait...

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'effectively immediately'. Fuckers can't even use correct words.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When does it go into effect?

"Pretty much right now, basically?"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly, never trust a company replacing C's with K's, especially if it contains alliteration. They will shy away from adding the 3rd K too publicly, but they know what it means.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Better check your state laws. Paid breaks plus unpaid lunch are legally required depending on the state

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel this.

At my last job (automotive manufacturing: production) we got a total of an hour of break over the course of our 12hr shifts.

You know what really pissed off the managers? When they found out we were rotating through breaks all day long.
Hahaha. Fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you make your numbers? Then mgmt can fuck right off

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you get your job done following safety rules etc. why should number of breaks matter? So yeah.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Management: if they hit the numbers while taking extra breaks, that means we could raise the numbers higher and not have to pay them more?

Also management: We need more temps, our turnover rate is terrible! No one wants to work anymore...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I love the circles these standard systems make. My last job would increase pay every now and then because of poor attrition rates. Then they'd increase the standard to match the increase, gaslight anybody who'd complain and then be shocked when the attrition doesn't change and now the old workers are pissed off.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

wE cAN't FiNd GOod HeLp!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I get two 10 min breaks in a 10 hr shift

Fuck America.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When your only option is getting fucked over, and you need to play it safe, destroy them one inch at a time.

Be asymmetrical. Be guerilla. Every single day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sleep in the cooler. After you huff all the nitrous from the whip cream.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Clean the toilets with bread flour

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Legal in my fucking bullshit state. Fucking fuck fuck fuck America.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Only illegal if anyone will actually do anything to protect the workers. Otherwise it's just lip service

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

I think its time to kwit.

[–] Tigeroovy 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well coincidentally I’ll need to take a 15 minute shit around the time when my 15 minute break used to be.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
that's why I shit on company time

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[–] Noved 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this is to be believed, does it make an employee a "Krispy Kreme Krew?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, but please abbreviate to save toner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Glazed power?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"Dear mngt, the kkk wants privileges again"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Gotta pay for those executive bonuses somehow...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would interpret this to mean that your 15 minute break is now a 30 minute break.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Standard fare is you get two 15-minute breaks and one 30 minute break. I'm guessing you now only get one 30 minute break which seems like it should be illegal but I'm assuming this is the US, so whatever.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Krispy Kreme Krew... that explains a lot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the kind of fucking bullshit that happens when a company goes public. It is no longer about product and productivity; it is about value extraction. The first place it is extracted from is the labor force.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Unionize every workplace

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't really understand what's being implied here. Isn't 30 > 15?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My guess is they probably previously had 1 or 2 15-minute paid breaks, and a 30-minute unpaid lunch break. But now they only get the unpaid break.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Bingo. Lots of states have an optional set of 15 minute breaks that are in my state often referred to as smoking breaks because the Midwest is still in large part stuck in 1910.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The 15 minute breaks were paid.

Now they are only getting the mandatory 30 minute paid break for lunch (which they only have to do if you work over 5 hours in a shift).

They still get the legally mandated 15 minute breaks; they just aren't paid for it.

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[–] MystikIncarnate 5 points 1 week ago

For feedback, I would just print off the federal labor codes for my country, highlighting specific sections. I'd just hand it to the management verbatim. I wouldn't cherry pick or leave anything out, just emphasize specific passages.

Guess what? That's illegal here.

It would be a thinly veiled threat that I'll ruin their lives if they don't back track immediately... All said without uttering a single syllable.

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